Love & Stuff from Danika Bloom

Unless you promote it, in which case just talking about it could get you fired

And the man she spied on was my high school ethics teacher

I *really* want her to be my friend

I’m not mad, but what do you think we give you allowance for?

Tips for being happy in a crazy world

And how to come out the other side a nicer human

Four published authors share their reasons

We seem to have nailed a curse or two

We might just create more empathetic communities

Who puts a playground right beside a sewage treatment plant?

Why driving across the border into the USA puts me on edge

I’m patiently waiting for my turn

And why every woman should have a 3D printout of her clitoris

The life-changing magic of origami panties

If you don’t want to, please send cash to help me keep my private moments with my private parts, private!

It’s one of those “careful what you wish for” situations

The world needs your most badass expression of yourself

And other myths I believe due to perverse cultural rules

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…

Warmth

The gardener’s memory was *just* a little different

I don’t think Erma Bombeck meant it this way though

It’s the most punk rock way to say “screw you” to the Man

And “Yes” to a man I never should have been dating

Tips I wish I got from a Fairy Sex Godmother

At least, that’s what I told myself for 30 years

His decision ruins my chance to have grandchildren. Rude!

Packs your bags, you’re coming home

Even though I *really, really* do not want to receive one

For the love of all things holy, listen to your gut!

It was the last time I asked for her advice

It’s time for us to all play ‘The Glad Game’