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How to Get Ozempic for Free

What Big Pharma Doesn’t Want You to Know, or Does It?

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As I explain in this article, I’m not an advocate for drug-based solutions to weight loss because that’s a great way to get you hooked on a major drain on your budget for life. And with new drugs, one can never know what side effects might emerge much later down the line. And as I also explain in the same article — using my buddy as an example, who loves Ozempic because it allows him to lose weight by eating cheesecake for dinner! — a drug solution doesn’t do anything towards inculcating healthy lifelong dietary habits.

However, one can split the difference between my skepticism and my buddy’s enthusiasm, and simply point out that Ozempic is free, and it might be worth trying as a good short term solution. And then, to keep the weight off, instead of continuously injecting yourself with Ozempic for the rest of your life, you can just switch over to a healthy diet, such as promoted in my cookbook above, which shows you how to prepare a wide variety of easy low carb plant-based meals that will keep you in ketosis, caloric deficit, or weight maintenance.

Now you’re in the third paragraph of this article, so that means you are really wanting to get Ozempic for free. Ok, fair enough, I appreciate the time you’re spending reading this post thus far, so here’s how you get Ozempic for free:

Remember how Ozempic works: it diminishes your appetite. A diminished appetite means you eat a lot less food, which means with the money you free up in your budget from not buying the food that you are not eating, you just replace the cost of those items with buying Ozempic instead. This leaves you with net zero new cost added to your budget, because the Ozempic purchase simply replaces all the food purchases you are not making, because of your reduced appetite!

In other words, Ozempic has always been free, because its cost simply replaces the cost of the food you won’t have the appetite to consume. So, if you want to experiment with this drug, you may as well try it (after discussing this with your doctor first, of course, legal disclaimer!).

Just make sure that once you achieve your weight loss goals, instead of transferring to Novo Nordish some of your income for the rest of your life (the company behind Ozempic), you can just transfer a lot less of your income to cookbooks such as mine that will help you easily keep the weight off by making permanent changes to your dietary regime so that the weight does not come back on later.

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