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For The Elderly Men Who Made Me A Better Penguin

For The Elderly Men Who Made Me A Better Penguin

A tale of two Grandads (and a bonus Pampy)
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Stop Calling Them Luxury Goods And Designer Products

Stop Calling Them Luxury Goods And Designer Products

Why not use the phrase ‘twat-tax’ like I do
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I Watched Jurassic World: Dominion So You Don’t Have To

I Watched Jurassic World: Dominion So You Don’t Have To

The Jurassic Era lasted 56.3 million years, incidentally the same length of time I felt I’d been in the cinema
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‘A Tale Of Two Trials’ — No, Amber Heard Did Not Win In London

‘A Tale Of Two Trials’ — No, Amber Heard Did Not Win In London

That’s not how the British legal system works (not even if Amber wants it to be true)
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They Said… ‘The Teenagers Scare The Living S**T Out Of Me’

They Said… ‘The Teenagers Scare The Living S**T Out Of Me’

If you’re troubled and hurt, What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did…
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The Person Behind The Penguin

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Some Thoughts On Clandestinely Watching A Goddess As She Bathed

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I think J.K Rowling Might Be… Evil?

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5 Ways To Spot If You’re Super-Woke

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Trans Man Gives Birth — Misgendered By Midwives And I Don’t Care…

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Everyone Else Bored Of Marvel Yet?

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