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Our Murder Cars Won’t Interrupt Your Kill Sprees With Annoying Ads.
Our Murder Cars Won’t Interrupt Your Kill Sprees With Annoying Ads.
There are lots of satisfied customers of Illuminati Ganga’s Automated Drive-By Solution — commonly known as “murder cars”
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Sep 24
Meditation On The Unicorn
Meditation On The Unicorn
Unicornis — the Unicorn, which is termed Rhinoceros by the Greeks is of the following Nature.
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Sep 21
Goblin SuperMarket Part I
Goblin SuperMarket Part I
Morning and evening
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Sep 18
Words — A poem of Phantaz
Words — A poem of Phantaz
The poet Eshogan, who came of a martial folk, sang this satire before the King of Akendyre, when he was bade to sing comical songs for the…
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Sep 16
Application
Application
People often want to work at Illuminati Ganga, but it’s not a walk in the park to get hired here, we have high quality applicants from all…
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Sep 14
Halloween!
A Vampire Bat, Pining for the Fnords
A Vampire Bat, Pining for the Fnords
Our setting, late autumn 1897, London. A small cobble-stoned street, narrow, perhaps bordering on respectability in the daytime — but this…
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Aug 29, 2023
The Carols of Halloween
The Carols of Halloween
No, idiots, I don’t mean those Carols that got chopped up by Axe-Guy down at the lake last October 31. I mean the traditional songs of…
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Oct 5, 2022
Even More Carols of Halloween!
Even More Carols of Halloween!
Last Halloween we talked about some of the Carols of Halloween, and we said
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Oct 10, 2023
Tips and Deathhacks for Vampires
Tips and Deathhacks for Vampires
The worst thing about becoming a Vampire is not the killing people and drinking their blood, I’ve never actually liked other people all…
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Sep 22, 2022
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The Plums Not Taken, glazed with rainwater
The Plums Not Taken, glazed with rainwater
The plums not taken glazed with rainwater, sounds unimportant. Surely if a plum were important I would have taken it — for I am THE…
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Sep 4
Slow-Dancing Zombies Are Super-Hot
Slow-Dancing Zombies Are Super-Hot
People who have never even studied Necrophilology, much less got it on at midnight in a graveyard while the Apocalypse is doing its stuff…
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Sep 2
Paper Houses
Paper Houses
There’s an old saying in most universes that we are familiar with, that people in paper houses should not throw burning torches, which is a…
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Sep 12
Culmination Of A Long Running Dream
Culmination Of A Long Running Dream
I don’t know how long the dream has been running, how many times I have had a variation of it, but tonight I had a breakthrough that made…
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Nov 18, 2023
ILLUMINATI ARCHITECTURE
ILLUMINATI ARCHITECTURE
The history of Architecture indeed is a seamless progression. . .a seamless progression of ideas memetically translated from other fields…
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Feb 9
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