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Study: Dinner Organizers Struggling to Satisfy Every Friend’s Food Preference at Major Risk for…
Study: Dinner Organizers Struggling to Satisfy Every Friend’s Food Preference at Major Risk for…
BALTIMORE, MD — In what scientists are claiming to be a growing concern among people who dine out, a study published by Johns Hopkins…
Irving Ruan
Oct 9, 2017
Book Club Members Look Forward to Discussing Nancy’s Divorce
Book Club Members Look Forward to Discussing Nancy’s Divorce
LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite having a myriad of thoughts and opinions on Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, members of the Glendale Book…
Irving Ruan
Aug 23, 2017
Last Piece of Calamari Wishes Somebody Would Just Eat It Already
Last Piece of Calamari Wishes Somebody Would Just Eat It Already
BROOKLYN, NY — In what felt like hours watching the group of friends all eyeing him, recently deep-fried Colin the Calamari told reporters…
Irving Ruan
Aug 16, 2017
College Graduate Excited to Pick People’s Brains Over Coffee Until Kingdom Come
College Graduate Excited to Pick People’s Brains Over Coffee Until Kingdom Come
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Feeling motivated to absorb as much knowledge as he can, new college graduate Nick Gavin told reporters Thursday that…
Irving Ruan
Aug 3, 2017
Area Man Cancels Gym Membership After Starting New Relationship
Area Man Cancels Gym Membership After Starting New Relationship
AUSTIN, TX — In what his married friends are describing as a totally unsurprising move, 29-year-old local resident Tyler Redford told…
Irving Ruan
Jul 13, 2017
Billionaire Encourages Young People to Pursue Their Unemployable Passions
Billionaire Encourages Young People to Pursue Their Unemployable Passions
NEW YORK, NY — Taking time away from pursuing his passion of buying Monets, area man and local billionaire David Beckett told reporters…
Irving Ruan
Jul 10, 2017
Aspiring Writer Attends Writing Workshops Instead of Actually Writing
Aspiring Writer Attends Writing Workshops Instead of Actually Writing
NASHVILLE — Local resident Jason Hanes was seen Saturday morning walking into a writing workshop called “Finding Your Writer’s Voice Even…
Irving Ruan
Mar 30, 2017
Woman Spends Five Hours Setting Up the Perfect Photo of Risotto
Woman Spends Five Hours Setting Up the Perfect Photo of Risotto
BROOKLYN, NY — 28-year-old woman Heather Benedict was reported to have taken five hours setting up the perfect photo for the risotto she…
Irving Ruan
Mar 5, 2017
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Influenza Strain A1N1 (“Alt News”) Affecting Millions of Americans
Influenza Strain A1N1 (“Alt News”) Affecting Millions of Americans
ATLANTA, GA — The number of Americans affected by the latest influenza strain, A1N1 (“Alt News”), has experienced a sharp uptick since…
Irving Ruan
Feb 8, 2017
Package Shipped: Thoughts and Prayers, 7 oz
Package Shipped: Thoughts and Prayers, 7 oz
Dear Amazon.com Customer,
Irving Ruan
Feb 2, 2017
You Were So Interesting
You Were So Interesting
I knew you were interesting from the moment I met you at that housewarming party in Nob Hill, San Francisco.
Irving Ruan
Jan 8, 2017
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