Millennial Goosebumps

Charlene had a solid buzz when she got to Arnold’s house party thing. He sent her a Facebook invite for it a few days ago — 29th Birthday…

My dad’s girlfriend invited me out to a Chilis. Just the two of us. Quality time.

I stared at the hummus on my blue plastic plate while some guy named Doug talked at me.

Normally I’m a knocking guy, but I don’t know. I was pissed, and at least I yelled “EVELYN” at her door just as I opened it. She was…

Everyone gathered in the living room. The crowd formed a crescent around a small pocket of floor space against a wall. A projector beamed…

My mom genuinely and unabashedly loves Claim Jumper. If you’re not familiar, it’s a chain of gold-rush themed restaurants with hilariously…