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Itinerary of a Contrarian
Itinerary of a Contrarian
This is not a subtitle
Jim Mercurio
Jun 10
The Day My Eyebrows Disappeared
The Day My Eyebrows Disappeared
An unexpected aspect of aging
Janie Emaus
Jun 10
Our To-Do Lists Will Save Us And Keep The Planet Moist
Our To-Do Lists Will Save Us And Keep The Planet Moist
Consider Line #3
Stephanie Wilson
Jun 10
Godzilla Embraced by Evangelicals
Godzilla Embraced by Evangelicals
Finally, a kaiju for Christians
Gary Chapin
Jun 10
What Were They Thinking? Good Intentions Gone Wrong in the World of Innovation
What Were They Thinking? Good Intentions Gone Wrong in the World of Innovation
Origin stories of questionable products and unnecessary inventions
Rodney Lacroix
Jun 10
800 Ways to Fry Fish
800 Ways to Fry Fish
And other animals
Philip Ogley
Jun 9
A Guide for Everyone *Under* 40 Who Writes Articles About Everyone *Over* 40
A Guide for Everyone *Under* 40 Who Writes Articles About Everyone *Over* 40
‘Will you look at the iframe on that webpage, Martha! Wait til the gang back at Shady Grove Convalescent gets a load of *this* screenshot!
Andrew Rodwin
Jun 9
U-Haul’s Disclaimer Needs An Edit
U-Haul’s Disclaimer Needs An Edit
Because when we know better, we do the same stupid shit again anyway
M. Nathan Robinson
Jun 9
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts
Such lovely pigeons
T. Kent Jones
May 28
Recently Boosted
Godzilla Embraced by Evangelicals
Godzilla Embraced by Evangelicals
Finally, a kaiju for Christians
Gary Chapin
Jun 10
800 Ways to Fry Fish
800 Ways to Fry Fish
And other animals
Philip Ogley
Jun 9
Marriage Made Easy
Marriage Made Easy
If there are bumps in the road, take another road
Neil Offen
Jun 8
Definitions of New Platforms for People Who Don’t Understand New Platforms
Definitions of New Platforms for People Who Don’t Understand New Platforms
A guide for everyone over 40
Kate Brennan
Jun 8
My Big Fat Day and Welcome to It
My Big Fat Day and Welcome to It
Prima donna by day, street superhero by night
Kathy Minicozzi
Jun 7
I Went To A Public Gym For The First Time – Here’s My Outsider Opinion
I Went To A Public Gym For The First Time – Here’s My Outsider Opinion
I failed to understand 5 key concepts, including how to stop the treadmill
Jadyn
Jun 4
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
The debate is too heated
Kate Brennan
Jun 3
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
Repeating our wedding vows with strangers
Stephanie Wilson
Jun 3
A Breakup Letter From Your Facebook Profile Photo
A Breakup Letter From Your Facebook Profile Photo
It’s not you, it’s me, still trying to be you
Jennifer Haubrich
May 31
Seeing Made Easy
Seeing Made Easy
When your eyes start to go, watch out for walls
Neil Offen
May 30
I Survived the “Way Back” of the Station Wagon
I Survived the “Way Back” of the Station Wagon
Mom & Dad: setting the bar low for safety in the 1970s
Heather Bessinger
May 24
Tiny Town Blues
Tiny Town Blues
A writer gets silly and loves it
Kathy Minicozzi
May 21
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
And it’s totally going to happen — one day
Lisa Hides
May 21
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
When it comes to images, AI stands for “Artistic Ineptitude”
Rodney Lacroix
May 20
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
I totally support women in the workforce!
Caroline Horwitz
May 18
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
I stand with trolley
Caleb Coy
May 16
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
Babysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up
Amy Sea
May 10
Men Who Fold
Men Who Fold
Of loins and linens
Oscar Rhea
May 9
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Where secrets are revealed and old fears are resurrected
Kerry Kramer
May 9
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
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