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Stop Abusing Innocent Cups of Coffee
Stop Abusing Innocent Cups of Coffee
Let’s end the cruel practice of adding syrups and potions to our beloved mugs of Joe
Jeff Hayward
May 30
The Mister Softee Tragedy
The Mister Softee Tragedy
How I ended up buried face down in a swamp with a rag stuffed in my mouth
Kathy Minicozzi
May 30
What Motivates? The Carrot or The Stick?
What Motivates? The Carrot or The Stick?
I’m here for the treats
Amy Sea
May 30
Seeing Made Easy
Seeing Made Easy
When your eyes start to go, watch out for walls
Neil Offen
May 30
It’s Country Club Swim Season Team Bitches!
It’s Country Club Swim Season Team Bitches!
Let’s get this party started!!!
Derek Bremer
May 30
Vatican Revises Position On The Supernatural
Vatican Revises Position On The Supernatural
Get your latest spiritual guidance here
Tovah Rainsong
May 29
The Nastiest Drink in the World
The Nastiest Drink in the World
You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips must touch the toe
Chris Yanda
May 29
Stunning Context of Famous Quotes Revealed II
Stunning Context of Famous Quotes Revealed II
A satirical look at four famous quotes
John Passadino, MBA
May 29
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
Recently Boosted
Tiny Town Blues
Tiny Town Blues
A writer gets silly and loves it
Kathy Minicozzi
May 21
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
And it’s totally going to happen — one day
Lisa Hides
May 21
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
When it comes to images, AI stands for “Artistic Ineptitude”
Rodney Lacroix
May 20
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
I totally support women in the workforce!
Caroline Horwitz
May 18
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
I stand with trolley
Caleb Coy
May 16
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
Babysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up
Amy Sea
May 10
Men Who Fold
Men Who Fold
Of loins and linens
Oscar Rhea
May 9
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Where secrets are revealed and old fears are resurrected
Kerry Kramer
May 9
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Song lists for parents raising kids from toddlers to taxpayers
Rodney Lacroix
May 6
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
The bartender sobbed
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 29
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
And I stepped right into it
sappgregg
Apr 27
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
One woman’s journey from elite NCAA point guard to All-Star claims adjuster
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 26
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