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Revisiting the Classics
Revisiting the Classics
Your Personal Guide to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Heather Bessinger
May 8
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
The Dangers of Footnotes
The Dangers of Footnotes
And why you should never use them
Philip Ogley
May 8
The Consequences of a Wedding Invitation
The Consequences of a Wedding Invitation
It all starts with a yes
Anthony Robert
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
This Is A Tale Of Locks, Love, And A Larcenous Cat
This Is A Tale Of Locks, Love, And A Larcenous Cat
The curious case of the wig-loving cat
Toni Crowe
May 7
One Job Kristi Noem Will Never Have
One Job Kristi Noem Will Never Have
Animal executioners need not apply
Fudgin' Politics
May 7
Rejected Met Gala Themes
Rejected Met Gala Themes
Anna Wintour didn’t go for any of these
Caroline Horwitz
May 7
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
Recently Boosted
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Dieting Made Easy
Dieting Made Easy
Choose the plan you’ll hate the least
Neil Offen
May 6
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
Playlists for Parents: — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Playlists for Parents: — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Song lists for parents raising kids from toddlers to taxpayers
Rodney Lacroix
May 6
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
The bartender sobbed
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 29
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
And I stepped right into it
sappgregg
Apr 27
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
One woman’s journey from elite NCAA point guard to All-Star claims adjuster
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 26
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
T. Kent Jones
Apr 26
Stocks and Bonds
Stocks and Bonds
Investing in long-term parental bonds for when my personal stock tanks
Linda Margaret
Apr 25
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
May be within reach!
David Milgrim
Apr 25
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Yes this accidental micro fringe is perfect, thank you
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Apr 24
I’m My Dog’s Service Person
I’m My Dog’s Service Person
We are a perfect fit
Janie Emaus
Apr 23
Walking Made Easy
Walking Made Easy
Little equipment needed
Neil Offen
Apr 19
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
Hank is such a good boy
T. Kent Jones
Apr 19
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Old BOF instructs you with coping mechanisms and inspiration
BOFace
Apr 17
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