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I’m Through With Food
I’m Through With Food
Thanks to the PelletPro 5000, I’m getting my vitamins and calories from an implant behind my right ear
T. Kent Jones
Jun 4
MuddyUm Top 3+1 April/May 2024
MuddyUm Top 3+1 April/May 2024
Monthly traditions
Susan Brearley
Jun 3
Me Versus a Supermarket Self-Checkout
Me Versus a Supermarket Self-Checkout
It was a test of bravery to get my items scanned and out the door unscathed
Jeff Hayward
Jun 3
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
The debate is too heated
Kate Brennan
Jun 3
If You Played Pong, It’s Time to Join AARP
If You Played Pong, It’s Time to Join AARP
Reliving the first generation of home gaming systems as Pong approaches its 50th birthday
Heather Bessinger
Jun 3
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
Repeating our wedding vows with strangers
Stephanie Wilson
Jun 3
The Power of the Annoying Habit: Why Our Spouses Need Us to Be Just a Little Bit Insufferable
The Power of the Annoying Habit: Why Our Spouses Need Us to Be Just a Little Bit Insufferable
Things you do that your spouse hates, and why you should keep doing them
Rodney Lacroix
Jun 3
I Wore a Hooters T-shirt for International Women’s Day
I Wore a Hooters T-shirt for International Women’s Day
Wardrobe malfunctions at the coffee stand
Siany
Jun 2
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts
Such lovely pigeons
T. Kent Jones
May 28
Recently Boosted
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
As the Oxford Comma, I Must Excuse Myself from the Conversation
The debate is too heated
Kate Brennan
Jun 3
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
For Richer or Poorer, With Acid Reflux, Root Canals, or Crumbs
Repeating our wedding vows with strangers
Stephanie Wilson
Jun 3
I Survived the “Way Back” of the Station Wagon
I Survived the “Way Back” of the Station Wagon
Mom & Dad: setting the bar low for safety in the 1970s
Heather Bessinger
May 24
Tiny Town Blues
Tiny Town Blues
A writer gets silly and loves it
Kathy Minicozzi
May 21
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
A Group of Moms Plan a Girl’s Night on WhatsApp
And it’s totally going to happen — one day
Lisa Hides
May 21
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
When it comes to images, AI stands for “Artistic Ineptitude”
Rodney Lacroix
May 20
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
Future Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison Butker
I totally support women in the workforce!
Caroline Horwitz
May 18
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
I stand with trolley
Caleb Coy
May 16
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
Babysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up
Amy Sea
May 10
Men Who Fold
Men Who Fold
Of loins and linens
Oscar Rhea
May 9
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Where secrets are revealed and old fears are resurrected
Kerry Kramer
May 9
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Song lists for parents raising kids from toddlers to taxpayers
Rodney Lacroix
May 6
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
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