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What is a Person?
What is a Person?
What is a person?
Van Sanders
Sep 13, 2021
Freedom Sans Gail
Freedom Sans Gail
Dr. Vegetable was a cup. I have ink on my plate. There is a sad dog in Barry Larry at the podium festival.
Van Sanders
May 26, 2021
Erogart Lehoyma
Erogart Lehoyma
The bread cop awoke before we used to get our champion feed from the sister market there was a folded cow in the mist. We guessed what do…
Van Sanders
Feb 15, 2021
Idioms
Idioms
You’re just a figment of my intention.
Van Sanders
Oct 11, 2019
So What?
So What?
My Scruption, my vacation honey, my boneyard, my blight…
Van Sanders
Sep 27, 2019
Come feel my birth peal come steal my panel there on the patio I heard a chicken subsuming insight
Come feel my birth peal come steal my panel there on the patio I heard a chicken subsuming insight
Like cheddar compound press flavor inward release a product a supple sample laid bare beside me
Van Sanders
Sep 19, 2019
Baycon is the Pericott
Baycon is the Pericott
Baycon is the Pericott, whistled and abided
Van Sanders
Aug 6, 2019
Could You Precuse This Busted Manual?
Could You Precuse This Busted Manual?
There, to my story, like a saggy point, fixed before a hoop, is something general, waiting in a damp-ish hood for restoration and jiggly…
Van Sanders
Aug 5, 2019
Bad boy makes Mountain Glue in his bed.
Bad boy makes Mountain Glue in his bed.
Caged, woke, spun, wiped, flicked, tricked, animated, taken, shortened was the old sage. Crying in the corner, she spun to relive her…
Van Sanders
Jul 18, 2018
Cultural revamp via viral personal revision?
Cultural revamp via viral personal revision?
We create ideas, and build things to implement them, in order to fulfill stories.
Van Sanders
Jul 10, 2018
Surf Pageant ‘86
Surf Pageant ‘86
We woke up at 5 am to get on the road by Noon. The air was crack, like when Dirk cooks weasils over plastic. The destination: Surf Pageant…
Van Sanders
Jun 8, 2018
The Greek Lake
The Greek Lake
I sat on the maggot’s cape. Donny’s crumb parade advanced before us like a belated coup, wrestling with a once-washed-out cutie-patootie. A…
Van Sanders
May 15, 2018
Steel BeanChild & The Tit
Steel BeanChild & The Tit
She grazes in the heavy heat. Making avocado coffee in a dumpster, the wife is more safe-prickly like a home plot. When we want the dial…
Van Sanders
May 15, 2018
All Jacked Up
All Jacked Up
We let the cake bake for another hour. Asking for more, or shoving this strip into her throat, woke him up. Vacation abandoned in lieu of…
Van Sanders
May 14, 2018
Ask me nicely
Ask me nicely
Baby put rasins in my milk… Again.
Van Sanders
Jan 14, 2018
Lefi
Lefi
You’ll cold blurtch into a gum ring for Magma Plime. Wheated in a seat spoon, my beak pooped.
Van Sanders
Dec 27, 2017
The Catalogue Catalogue
The Catalogue Catalogue
Zuhance Laronne and a tub of horns and pucks. The wind kicks up, sniffing out his warm biscuit bag. He’s looking for a marzipan mud bath on…
Van Sanders
Nov 2, 2017
I Sleep in Your Keister Tonight
I Sleep in Your Keister Tonight
Put your time on hurry with Dead Dog Waters. We lace them up before wringing them out, just to solve for you the issue of extracting this…
Van Sanders
Oct 30, 2017
Harmony of Hums
Harmony of Hums
I saw myself and then dragged my penis through the sand. A nude Mennonite gurgling in the plum orchard above motioned for my return. Paying…
Van Sanders
Oct 28, 2017
Opal milk and flies
Opal milk and flies
Here’s that bean muff doctor berry. That dean buff proctor dairy. This clean cuff cockburn Terry. Those seen tough lock-turd hairy. A team…
Van Sanders
Oct 27, 2017
A Venus Guy Trap
A Venus Guy Trap
Or be well chased is your choince. I set the guest stuff jogging down towards Manhattan. Passing corduroys and damp phone sockets. Its like…
Van Sanders
Oct 16, 2017
Arc du Pilaf — Foreskin Satellite — Bag Lord
Arc du Pilaf — Foreskin Satellite — Bag Lord
One tuft — a pulmonary puff serving only a cervical surface. Stamped on glass after shed scent is densified into bricks is a sea foam…
Van Sanders
Sep 29, 2017
A Velvet Hat
A Velvet Hat
The BeetleBacon must come to me on the back of a frog, otherwise you can consider me another “no” vote for Season 12. There is a…
Van Sanders
Sep 25, 2017
It’s a Scam <- Cream Davis
It’s a Scam <- Cream Davis
The last potato drive went incredibly destructive in like three minutes. Arch Magnet Classifier, Dewayne Boylotion, fell into a full mulch…
Van Sanders
Sep 18, 2017
Urbine Bunk Sets = Moyens
Urbine Bunk Sets = Moyens
Made off with a cartoon sandwich before Chrissy could best me… Again…
Van Sanders
Sep 18, 2017
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