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I love dark humor. But my wife’s response has got me second guessing my Jerry Lewis comment about Ian. I told her that with a dad like me, Ian is totally going to laugh at my joke someday.I hope.Annie burst out laughing when she first read it; I’ve warped her. Then she said that now she will…
I have a rule about political bumper stickers and “Jesus fish” emblems.Don’t do it.I don’t care if you’re the world’s most courteous driver. If you’re on the road, you’re in my way. A guy in a SUV with a Jesus fish cut me off on my way to getting my 99¢ cheeseburger…
I think it may have been Jim Smith’s decision to retire in this town and get a part-time job addressing envelopes at this business. (Sorry, I inherited my dad’s sense of humor. Thanks, dad.)I’m out on a video shoot until Tuesday; exciting trip to the middle east. (It all…
Everyone in our household is sick. We sound like a pack (or is it a “herd”) of seals at feeding time on Kodiak Island. All this sickness makes me think of some famous “sick moments” from some of my favorite tv shows: 1. The Simpsons episode where Homer eats an insanely hot pepper and has a…
Kramer: What’s today? Newman: It’s Thursday. Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday. Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has…
According to this face recognition software, I look like the following celebrities. (Or do they look like me?)
Am trying to avoid working at this moment, and am succeeding wonderfully. “Smashing” success, to use a common British colloquialism. I’m scanning in more pictures for my “Photos” section (stop by), perusing YouTube (I stumbled across these four British clips; not for the easily miffed or the queasy)…
