A Limerick Tour of Italy
featuring alpacas and smoking hookah
[1]
Three alpacas in sunny Verona
Were drinking an icy “Corona”.
Got drunk very fast,
Escaped and — at last! –
Immigrated to dry Arizona.
[2]
A formidable lady in Venice
Decided to play table tennis.
All money was lost –
She paid a high cost,
Now lives with an old roommate Dennis.
[3]
Three well-mannered ladies in Lucca
Were hiding at home, smoking hookah.
Became super loud,
Attracted a crowd -
Special forces arrived with bazookas.
[4]
A restaurant owner in Bari
Devoured all fried calamari.
He liked it much more
Than the pasta before!
Ashamed, he has swallowed curare.
[5]
The beautiful tower of Pisa
Almost fell thanks to crazy Teresa.
She was swiftly escorted
By guards, who reported
That Louvre barely saved Mona Lisa.
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