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Eats, Drinks and Sexy Limerincks

Welcome to Judy’s “The Birds and The Bees — Limericks, Please!”

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Wanna Get Cookin‘

If you’re looking for sex better than
What you’ve ever had back of a van
Chocolate pudding, cream cheese,
Whip your topping? yes please!
That’s the rec’pe for Sex In A Pan.

No Shirley Temple

Barmaid’s backside, make your hair curly.
Who cares it’s not 5, let’s drink early.
Some Raspberry Vodka,
Sprite, Grenadine, broad’s a
Grown-up girlie — Bend Over Shirley.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Got some Malibu Rum you can spank?
Cream of Coconut you have not drank?
A Martini Glass, ice,
Shredded Coconut’s nice,
You’re ready for Sex On A Snowbank!

Butt the Pine Needles

Move on from the fruit drinks of childhoods.
Move up, Climax Moonshine’s the real goods.
Peach Snapps and orange juice,
Let the…