NCiR’ Pilin’ On

Presidential Pranks — Donald Style

More limericks prompted by Joe Váradi’s “Ill-Advised Blow-Job”

Artwork © Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission

Salon owner, Pelosi’s prankster
invited for golf by Chief Shankster.
Trump drove the cart wildly,
he raced about childly,
which caused her to ask, “Are you tanked, sir?”

The reason I seem in a hurry,
I don’t need more Melanie fury.
It’s one thing if I screw
the middle class, but you
don’t play golf — her STD worry.

It’s great Fox News gives Nancy’s blow-jobs
headlines that distract from far right mobs.
When my racist stances
are news — hurts my chances.
That’s counsel from real VP, Lou Dobbs.

But thinking ‘bout pranks, here’s a standout
Trump U was a great scam, there’s no doubt.
Held them up, with no mask.
“A sure thing,” when they’d ask.
My base thinks I’m a Christian boy scout.