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No Crime in Rhymin’
poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent
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Adam Robinson
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jul 12, 2023
Relationship Poem
The Relationship Poem
Honey…stop breathing like that!
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Adam Robinson
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Mar 11, 2022
The Dentist Poem
When’s your appointment? Tooth hurty pm…
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Adam Robinson
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Feb 25, 2022
The Wheelie Good Poem
My car broke down — along with my mind
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Payton Burdette
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Feb 3, 2022
I’m Taking You To Court!
I don’t care who you are
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Payton Burdette
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Nov 5, 2021
Dental Hygiene
Electric Toothbrush
Oh how I love you
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Laura Sheridan
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Oct 16, 2021
Keeping Company
with cats or pigeons
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Payton Burdette
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Aug 22, 2021
I Don’t Love Showering Next to Other People
Is this necessary for the college experience?
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Chris Mooney-Singh
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Aug 18, 2021
Sweet and Sour
7 short food poems for kids
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Chris Mooney-Singh
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jul 14, 2021
Ghazal: Rendezvous Online
Dating and dalliance on the Net
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Laura Sheridan
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No Crime in Rhymin’
May 4, 2021
May 3rd — National Lumpy Rug Day
with apologies to Topol
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