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No Crime in Rhymin’
poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jul 15
POETRY: Let’s All Shoot The President
The logical outcome of finding who deserves to die
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Oct 1, 2022
How To Pronoun Like A Human
Let’s live and let live the short lives we are given
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jul 23, 2022
Television sold us out
I’m not sure what they’re selling — other than selling our attention span
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jun 3, 2022
When You Know The Facts You’re Wrong
A simple ditty about how we can’t handle the truth
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
May 12, 2022
That Time Our Nation Took A Dump
“Is this just the flu? Because people die of the flu.”
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Apr 10, 2022
On Anti Woke-ness Campaigns
A Bi-partisan lullaby bi- bye, bye, for lawmakers and voters
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Mar 29, 2022
About That Will Smith /Chris Rock Slap
The Christyl Rivers take on the slap heard round the world
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Feb 12, 2022
If You Are Whoopi Goldberg
It’s all about the race to not come in last place, (and finding the gold…
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jan 15, 2022
Kyrsten Sinema
I don’t really get her but her hair is kinda cool
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Dec 23, 2021
A Futile Search For Socks And Underwear At Christmas
Big plastic is a Grinch, and plastic is in…
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