No Time to Game!

You get to play as a ninja. Anything else?

The Sims: Civil War Edition

See kids? Geometry CAN be fun!

“I sometimes feel as if I’ve given birth to this island…”

“Travelling through hyperspace ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy…”

More like electromagNOTism amirite?!

Or: Why I voluntarily spent 7 goddamn non-game hours on the stealth-action sequel’s hardest puzzle…

Black, white and red all over…

“Unlike everything else in your life, your work here…matters.”

“We’re not going to get away with this, are we?”

Beautiful, challenging, but missing its spark…