Certainty is primitive, leads to “us versus them” tribalism, and starts wars. We should be united in our uncertainty, not divided over fabricated certainty. — Tim Urban, Religion for the Nonreligious (Wait But Why)
Any time you get a serene second at the Pyramids, an Egpytian tout ruins the moment and shoves some shitty tchotchke in your face. You tell him you don’t want it, so he drops it in your hand and goes, gift! And then demands money anyway, not…
10 seconds after arriving in Lisbon, I saw a black hoodie and heard a hiss.
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst … hashish?
The England-Pakistan cricket match was 8-and-a-half fucking hours.
That was just Day 1 of 5? I guess it was 42 and a half.
Only one team batted. It made baseball look like a 100-meter dash in which all the runners…
Every morning, I sit in a desk chair as upright as my slouchy body can, throw in headphones and a weird, nature soundtrack, via Brain.fm, and “meditate” (as all of my dumb worries interrupt I have to do this why did he say that should I do this or that or what about…
I was at a bar in Nice watching Euro 2016 soccer (yes, soccer) with some Brits. Cristiano Ronaldo missed a few shots. The Brits had imbibed a few shots. They sang a song.
I had my Northern Irish friend’s ticket to the Euro 2016 match he’d been looking forward to for, well, a lifetime, and I wasn’t sure how I’d find him.
I was walking back from a cafe in Prague, and there was construction outside my apartment building. I live in the nice, bourgie, expat neighborhood.
I was late for my first BlaBlaCar — paid, safe, Uberized hitchhiking, common in Europe — and Google translate told me he was leaving 1:20 sharp.
I was at a dive-bar open mic in Boston, doing standup for the first time, and the crowd was dead silent.
I was telling stories, staring into strangers’ eyes, stomach in a vice. I had planned to be sober. In the hour I waited to…