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Life is a series of “who has the better soundbite?” pissing contests. — he (she?) who shall not be named, on Facebook

Here’s a list of my favorite “soundbites” from the week past.

The hacker.

He hacked it off. Like a barbarian, he took an axe and hacked it off, his own left hand. He was a control freak. All his life, things had to be exactly the way he wanted them to be. On the table lay a letter from the hospital, saying diagnosis: Parkinson’s, chances of recovery: none.

PS: My first attempt at a 55er.

How’s the new look?

-its awesomeness, gimme more.

-meh, dont care, its the content that matters.

-its fugly, aarrgh, change it.

San Francisco nights…

Had dinner with some friends at Union Square, then went to a Hookah place in the Tenderloin! I really enjoy a hookah, so I thought I’ll buy one. There was a smoke shop across the street. It was one of those neglected old shops, dust on the boxes, old bored proprietor at the counter, cheap…

Recession blues!

Ali baba and the 40 thieves are now Ali baba and the 30 thieves, 10 got laid off!

Hat tip: Kunal P.

I’m back!

Its been a long hiatus from blogging! Primarily because I had nothing to say!!

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A Joke!

“An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two ”

Thanks, Sports!