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Goodbye to my Terrible Boy

Goodbye to my Terrible Boy

It’s a video of my dog being a maniac
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Do Not Push

Do Not Push

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fisherman’s friend

fisherman’s friend

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The Will Weldon™ Academy Awards™ (No Relation©)

The Will Weldon™ Academy Awards™ (No Relation©)

Award season is finally over, which means we may all stop obsessing over who wore what gown, to what guild’s awards, which presented how…
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ASSIGNING THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ROLES IN A JRPG

ASSIGNING THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ROLES IN A JRPG

Joe Biden - A king you encounter early in the game who is acting like an absolute dumb fuck cretin because of a curse put on him by the…
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Knobber & the Bellend Present a Fundraiser

Knobber & the Bellend Present a Fundraiser

Next Friday myself and my cohost Orman Gaber will be watching classics of British Cinema for 24 straight hours. We’ll be doing this to…
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Fuck you if you think I won’t plug my Podcast on here

Fuck you if you think I won’t plug my Podcast on here

Episode #2 of This Country’s Hard on People is here. Please check it out, we write a lot of it in advance to make sure it’s as dumb as…
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AMERICA’S TOP UP-AND-COMING NEIGHBORHOODS

AMERICA’S TOP UP-AND-COMING NEIGHBORHOODS

Horse’s Rearend, Boston, MA - “This bucolic residential area is made up of nothing but cul-de-sacs, a charming affectation that Places I…
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Fuck Off Louis CK

Fuck Off Louis CK

In the original story that the New York Times wrote about Louis CK’s masturbating in front of women who very much did not want him to there…
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When the trailer for Netflix’s “Insatiable” hit the internet, the internet hit back.

When the trailer for Netflix’s “Insatiable” hit the internet, the internet hit back.

I don’t know if Lauren Gussis was herself fat, but if she was, and was also shamed for it then I understand how this show is about the…
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These Left Wing Smears Need to Stop

As I write this, people in this country are growing more and more conscious of the threat posed by “The Left.” Now, if you’re wondering why…
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My Uncle’s Facebook Page Is The Most Stereotypical Uncle Shit Ever

My Uncle’s Facebook Page Is The Most Stereotypical Uncle Shit Ever

My Uncle Dave lives in Florida, and he only got on Facebook a couple of years ago, but now he is obsessed with it. And it’s so funny…
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The “Fucking Fuck Shit Fuck” Comedy Festival FAQ

WOW! A COMEDY FESTIVAL! WHAT’S THE DEAL?
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THE ODDS ON HOW CHRISTMAS WITH MY FAMILY WILL BE RUINED THIS YEAR

THE ODDS ON HOW CHRISTMAS WITH MY FAMILY WILL BE RUINED THIS YEAR

The lines have just rolled in from Las Vegas this year, and we have some incredibly tantalizing odds on how Christmas will be ruined this…
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On Thanksgiving: A Conversation That Should’ve Been Had, But Never Was, And Now Never Can Be

On Thanksgiving: A Conversation That Should’ve Been Had, But Never Was, And Now Never Can Be

BY GUEST AUTHOR: Tim Siddleman
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A ONE ACT PLAY

WILL WELDON (early thirties, unwell mentally, needs a haircut and a shave) stands in his kitchen, considering the food in his cupboards.
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I WAITED FOR MARRIAGE

I WAITED FOR MARRIAGE

A lot of people might be surprised to hear this, but I was a virgin until my wedding night. When you’re a relatively attractive young man…
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