Open Letters To

With a Newly Found Awareness That He May Not Be Very Blog Savvy, Hence His Inability to Find Me for the Past 37 Years.

The Ambiance At Work Has Taken A Turn Thanks To Your Generosity

Joe, You’re Killing Me Here!

Thank You For Thanking Me For My Interest In Science

It’s become clear that the king is more of a humble brat with minimalist tendencies

Mysterious Algorithm Changes Leave Writers in the Dark

We know…Everyone knows…

From a non-dog owner

Ride me hard, ride me often but ride me nice

Hands off the wheel Grandma!

We both know you love pain

No matter how much love I lather on, I can’t tame you.

From Your Friend Girolamo Savonarola

“He really taught me how to blow”