Open Letters To

My personal experience is different than the critics.

There’s a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for that Stain

Why 2022 could be the most important election of our lifetimes…and everyone’s afraid to say it out loud!

You know who you are

No, we are not smug and yes, WE TOLD YOU SO

I wish you all the best in juggling your commitments in your new role

I used to be you and we really need to talk.

All I want is a happy wee. That’s all I want for myself.

Charlie Chaplin, the master of laughter and tears

Time is running out — please respond to my urgent request

Stop clapping for mediocrity or hellfire awaits you

For my sanity, you have to stop.

Why would you suggest that teachers be armed?

I really wanted a sequel

How?