¡Bienvenidos a Calzoncillos!

A Stand-Up Routine for 🌬️Mitch’s New Pub

Ann James
Open Microphone

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This guy looks like he’d be fun to perform with. Let’s call him ‘Sam’ Photo by Marty O’Neill on Unsplash

On April 1st, Mitch launched his first publication. Being a long-time fan of his, I was happy to be added as a writer.

that microphone inspires me to publish my stand up routine — it will be an opening act for alex reymundo. best played in front of a bilingual audience. a live audience is the problem because I have stage fright, but a dead audience won’t buy tickets. no clapping. BUT no hecklers either . . .

. . . Por supuesto, Alex would have to do this show en Calzoncillos, because my jokes are regional.

Can you please arrange that, 🌬️Mitch?

¡Bienvenidos a Calzoncillos!

Sam: ¿Calzoncillos es un buen lugar para vivir?

Ann: No. Son las marcas de derrape.

Sam: ¿Cómo obtuvieron los calzoncillos su nombre?

Ann: Un día, las Naciones Unidas se reunieron para almorzar en un restaurante local, mis amigos de Japón, Colombia, una señora nativa y yo…

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Ann James
Open Microphone

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.