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$un선$ailor
Dec 12, 2022
one somewhat-typical conversation w/ your somewhat-typical narcissist and one somewhat-typical social media interaction w/ your somewhat-typical narcissist
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An Explainer—Why Musk is not the enemy, and AOC is a cunt.
Someone please answer me this:
$un선$ailor
Nov 3, 2022
To Peace, Love, &Conscientious Whoring … a millennial wonders, aloud, if we’ve all forgotten that…
Okay, so there are a number of things I need to write about, rn, with regards to the ‘Gram. The problem, however, is that I don’t really…
$un선$ailor
Oct 11, 2022
A Poem, Some Thoughts, &a Reminder (to myself) | Happy Fucking October!
sun김선sailor wraps up September by warmly welcoming October with a poem, thoughts on White christianity, “Queen” Elizabeth II & being a…
$un선$ailor
Oct 2, 2022
Oh great, another billionaire gives away their fortune to, a dun-dun-duh dah, NOT their employees!
I’m fucking pissed. Fucking fucking pissed. Fuming mad. Like I have the sweats; I’m about to cry, and I’m filled with the kind of rage that…
$un선$ailor
Sep 16, 2022
In the Embers, n/Now.,
re Jazmine Sullivan
$un선$ailor
Sep 2, 2022
Overcoming Whiteness* | In Good Company w/ Meghan Markle, Joe Biden, &Annie Leibovitz
Where competency fails, one’s vanity prevails.
$un선$ailor
Aug 26, 2022
In Good Company with White Yoga Murderers, I mean Instructors; the overwhelmingly ignorant (slash)…
re White Yoga Instructors/Murderers (¬ the other way around, à la Zoolander)
$un선$ailor
Jul 12, 2022
Tales from a Community of White-Jesus Subscribers
What I learned during my time as a White “Subscriber of Christ”:
$un선$ailor
Jun 28, 2022
My White, catholic-raised, evangelical jesus-subscribing mother-in-law, spits in my face, ‘I hope…
“You’re living in sin!” the voice of Anne Marie Moseley haunts me. I have three mothers, and she is one of them.
$un선$ailor
Jun 26, 2022
Sorry to Break it to you, but your Soul is already Broke :’(
At 0821, I had a revelation — yesterday morning — while we (the bodybuddy/lifemate and I) were riding our bikes home from errand running…
$un선$ailor
Jun 23, 2022
In Good Company w/ Orphans, Orphanhood, the Orphan Trope, Lazy Writing, and (Why do we really care…
[UNRELATED ANNOUNCEMENT: Quick request here to any reader who may be reading this, and who has an Instagram account. I am curious to know…
$un선$ailor
Jun 13, 2022
Are you an Elitist? Are you White and college or ‘college’ educated? Then, yes. I can guarantee …
[DISCLAIMER] I am not a Musk sympathizer, nor am I a Musk-bro (I am an East-Asian female for fuck’s sake), and I strongly support the…
$un선$ailor
May 20, 2022
Consider This A [unperformed — so that you may read it at your leisure, while sad and alone on…
… although, I imagine that this would run longer than five minutes, and it’s not really comedy.
$un선$ailor
May 18, 2022
Twitterless Tweeting 2022 March + April Edition
It (this, this thing I’m writing about now) dawned on me, not too long ago, that I am aware of tweets tweeted on Twitter despite the fact…
$un선$ailor
May 3, 2022
At The Oscars 2022 on the Internet!, brought to you through various clips … and blips …
… and with the loudest of these clips and blips being “Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock” etc.
$un선$ailor
Mar 30, 2022
In Good Company w/ Timnit Gebru, Christine Sun Kim, &Mila (Ashton) Kunis (Kutcher)
In Good Company w/ Timnit Gebru, Christine Sun Kim, &Mila (Ashton) Kunis (Kutcher)
… on/for “International Women’s Day” (which, for me, ends up sounding a bit confusing bc I do not know if it is a day for “international…
$un선$ailor
Mar 8, 2022
In Good Company w/ Kate Middleton, Akwafina, and a coworker named ‘Heather’
… one of these things is not like the other … a series.
$un선$ailor
Feb 11, 2022
On ‘Jewface’ (and why you don’t really care)
You’re irritated.
$un선$ailor
Feb 8, 2022
In good company w/ Adele, Whoopi, and Amy Cooper (yes, the ‘Central Park Karen’)
… one of these things is not like the other … Part Deux
$un선$ailor
Feb 2, 2022
Racism of the ‘Special’ Variety
They always enter through the backdoor, off the alleyway that runs between Main Street and the next street to the east, that’s been…
$un선$ailor
Jan 31, 2022
On Quitting White Friends: Don’t look back and regret nothing. Bai-e!
After receiving an “are you alive?” email from a twenty-something who thought I had both either died or moved once she could no longer…
$un선$ailor
Jan 28, 2022
How I know that Tom Hanks is a loser.
Dear Tom Hanks (Hanx) —
$un선$ailor
Nov 5, 2021
My New Coworker Is A Wannabe-Woke Beta (and it’s annoyingly irritating having to interact w/ his…
My whole plan (rn) was to write about my new coworker because he annoys the fucking fuck outta me, not by doing anything overwhelmingly…
$un선$ailor
Nov 3, 2021
In Good Company w/ Holly Golightly, Dave Chappelle, and High School Mass-Murderers
… one of these is not like the others …
$un선$ailor
Oct 26, 2021
the Caucasian is obviously fucking entitled as shit, and the Asian is fucking dumb as shit — so…
Yea, obviously, I read the article about the “Bad” art friend, and honestly, I don’t really care about the drama of it all, at all (not to…
$un선$ailor
Oct 11, 2021
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