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JD Vance “Blackmails” Childless Cat Ladies To Have Kids By Telling Haitian Migrants “Eat Their…
JD Vance “Blackmails” Childless Cat Ladies To Have Kids By Telling Haitian Migrants “Eat Their…
Hillbilly Psychology
Ellie Salvaje
Sep 24
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Why Even Bother to Teach Kids the Basic Norms of Social Decency?
Why Even Bother to Teach Kids the Basic Norms of Social Decency?
If almost every aspect of modern life celebrates and rewards the exact opposite behaviour
Matthew Clapham
Sep 25
Nobel Peace Prize Winners Who Weren’t So Peaceful — Part 1
Nobel Peace Prize Winners Who Weren’t So Peaceful — Part 1
My thoughts about controversial Nobel Prize winners
Nichola Scurry
Sep 24
Best 7 Productivity Tips for Dogs
Best 7 Productivity Tips for Dogs
By Mr. Joe, noted dog-fluencer
Michelle Teheux
Sep 22
Is It Strange to Write Both Fart Jokes and Personal Mental Health Essays?
Is It Strange to Write Both Fart Jokes and Personal Mental Health E...
If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right
John Corten
Sep 19
Welcome To My Wellwishers Orientation
Welcome To My Wellwishers Orientation
You are not invited if you do not keep a tab on my existence
Seema Virani Kholiya.
Sep 19
A Manly Feeling
A Manly Feeling
Confused about my identity in a binary system
Sir Charles
Sep 13
Kirk Arrived Looking for Work. This Was His Interview
Kirk Arrived Looking for Work. This Was His Interview
We immediately nicknamed him Captain Kirk. He stayed for 3 years
Uvebruce
Sep 12
Things I Imagine My Dog Is Dreaming About When She Sleep-Wags Her Tail
Things I Imagine My Dog Is Dreaming About When She Sleep-Wags Her Tail
Besides me of course
John Corten
Sep 9
A Story in Between Two Texts
A Story in Between Two Texts
Materializing from the unarticulated
Debdutta Pal
Sep 9
Be My Friend By Moonlight
Be My Friend By Moonlight
It’s surely not the drugs
Jurgen Manuel
Sep 9
Brian Kemp Defends Lifting Gun Restrictions by Claiming School Shooting Victims Aren’t Loved by God
Brian Kemp Defends Lifting Gun Restrictions by Claiming School Shoo...
Sucks to suck, loser
Ellie Salvaje
Sep 8
Taste Test
Taste Test
Who can say “no” to free food?
Ryan Klemek
Sep 8
So You Think the $100 You Earned From Writing Is Nothing Special?
So You Think the $100 You Earned From Writing Is Nothing Special?
Stop thinking like a capitalist and become a better writer.
Smillew Rahcuef
Sep 7
I Don’t Make Money from My Self-Published Book
I Don’t Make Money from My Self-Published Book
Monthly Recurring Revenues: $0.00
Smillew Rahcuef
Sep 5
I Write Articles about [Lazy] GenZ to Stoke the Generation Wars. It’s Good [For Me]
I Write Articles about [Lazy] GenZ to Stoke the Generation Wars. It...
And it’s good for you because it challenges you to notice fake articles on social media
Smillew Rahcuef
Aug 27
Your 1980s Movie Life Coach’s Guide to High School Dating
Your 1980s Movie Life Coach’s Guide to High School Dating
This will not age well
John Corten
Aug 26
The Pitfalls of Political Correctness
The Pitfalls of Political Correctness
Forgive and understand the people you love for selling their souls to the devil
Marcus aka Gregory Maidman
Aug 26
From Zombie Apocalypse to the Olympics — An Airline Pilot Answers Your Weird Questions
From Zombie Apocalypse to the Olympics — An Airline Pilot Answers Y...
And no, there’s nothing about the weird TikTok “rawdawgging” trend.
Grandma Smillew
Aug 24
Mother Knows Her Kneads
Mother Knows Her Kneads
Every meal has its cost, if you steal, all is lost
Monica G
Aug 22
Prince Andrew Leaves Royal Family to Embark New Career of Grooming Little Girls In Malawi
Prince Andrew Leaves Royal Family to Embark New Career of Grooming ...
Epstein’s Country
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 22
How to Write a Piece in Five Years
How to Write a Piece in Five Years
Love does that to you
Smillew Rahcuef
Aug 21
Live: The ‘68 Democratic Convention
Live: The ‘68 Democratic Convention
“We will fuck on the beaches…”*
Jurgen Manuel
Aug 21
Medium Doesn’t Owe You a Darn Thing
Medium Doesn’t Owe You a Darn Thing
And you don’t own the pie that you have your finger in.
Scott-Ryan Abt
Aug 20
Who’s Bringing the Hog Hair?
Who’s Bringing the Hog Hair?
The dumbest synchronicity story you’ve ever heard
CD Richardson
Aug 18
The Great State of Denial
The Great State of Denial
Another stop on the campaign trail
Oscar Rhea
Aug 16
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