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Live: The ‘68 Democratic Convention
Live: The ‘68 Democratic Convention
“We will fuck on the beaches…”*
Jurgen Manuel
Aug 21
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From Zombie Apocalypse to the Olympics — An Airline Pilot Answers Your Weird Questions
From Zombie Apocalypse to the Olympics — An Airline Pilot Answers Your Weird Questions
And no, there’s nothing about the weird TikTok “rawdawgging” trend.
Grandma Smillew
Aug 24
Mother Knows Her Kneads
Mother Knows Her Kneads
Every meal has its cost, if you steal, all is lost
Monica G
Aug 22
Prince Andrew Leaves Royal Family to Embark New Career of Grooming Little Girls In Malawi
Prince Andrew Leaves Royal Family to Embark New Career of Grooming ...
Epstein’s Country
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 22
How to Write a Piece in Five Years
How to Write a Piece in Five Years
Love does that to you
Smillew Rahcuef
Aug 21
Medium Doesn’t Owe You a Darn Thing
Medium Doesn’t Owe You a Darn Thing
And you don’t own the pie that you have your finger in.
Scott-Ryan Abt
Aug 20
Who’s Bringing the Hog Hair?
Who’s Bringing the Hog Hair?
The dumbest synchronicity story you’ve ever heard
CD Richardson
Aug 18
The Great State of Denial
The Great State of Denial
Another stop on the campaign trail
Oscar Rhea
Aug 16
Ever Had Your Skirt Fall Off While Out for a Walk?
Ever Had Your Skirt Fall Off While Out for a Walk?
No? Just add it to the daft things that happen to me, I don’t know why
Jacinta Palmer🍂
Aug 16
Welcome to the Fun House
Welcome to the Fun House
You’re in for a ride…
Monica G
Aug 16
The Manifolds of a Koel and a Cabbage
The Manifolds of a Koel and a Cabbage
Navel-gazing, stargazing, and then there’s nature gazing
Natasha MH
Aug 16
5 Business Lessons I Learned from Reselling “Irredeemable Trash”
5 Business Lessons I Learned from Reselling “Irredeemable Trash”
Master the art of storytelling and sell anything — even trash.
Smillew Rahcuef
Aug 13
Canadian Makes Nation’s First Sarcastic Apology; Earth’s Magnetic Poles Immediately Reverse Sixteen…
Canadian Makes Nation’s First Sarcastic Apology; Earth’s Magnetic P...
Normally, this would have taken 50 million years
John Corten
Aug 13
The Most Dumbass Conversation Ever
The Most Dumbass Conversation Ever
A Script To Understand Today’s World
A Purple String
Aug 13
Would I Lie to You?
Would I Lie to You?
My new name for American politics. Or perhaps politics in general
Uvebruce
Aug 10
If These Crocs Could Talk: Oh, the Things I Haven’t Seen
If These Crocs Could Talk: Oh, the Things I Haven’t Seen
These aching, unfulfilled polymers are yearning for more
John Corten
Aug 9
I Want to Be a Celebrity. Is That Too Much to Ask?
I Want to Be a Celebrity. Is That Too Much to Ask?
Auto workers strike for fame
Oscar Rhea
Aug 8
A Convicted Criminal Running For President? I Never Thought I’d See The Day
A Convicted Criminal Running For President? I Never Thought I’d See...
Another open letter from Harvey Hindsight
John Corten
Aug 6
Cheating Death
Cheating Death
Gravity is the perfect murder weapon
R. Klemek
Aug 5
The Black Fly in Your Chardonnay
The Black Fly in Your Chardonnay
That would be me, the one to ruin your evening
Natasha MH
Aug 5
Coincidence or Plagiarism?
Coincidence or Plagiarism?
I can’t believe people still do that in 2024
Smillew Rahcuef
Aug 3
25 Common Expressions Decoded
25 Common Expressions Decoded
I don’t follow politics = I watched the debate and promptly moved into a cave.
John Corten
Aug 3
Effectively Motivating Writers on Medium
Effectively Motivating Writers on Medium
Let’s work on it!
thekempster
Aug 1
Feedback Is Mandatory
Feedback Is Mandatory
Action is optional
Debdutta Pal
Aug 1
Diddy Revives the Archdiocese of New Orleans Just to Protect Himself from Child Sex Abuse Lawsuits
Diddy Revives the Archdiocese of New Orleans Just to Protect Himsel...
God’s Plan
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 1
Sneaking Dad’s Old Porn Into Trash Not as Easy as Everyone Says It is
Sneaking Dad’s Old Porn Into Trash Not as Easy as Everyone Says It is
Sexy time is over
John Corten
Jul 31
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