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How to Win a Football Match
How to Win a Football Match
Ask England
Philip Ogley
Jul 14
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Black and White, Shades of Horror
Black and White, Shades of Horror
Two Prompt Responses — Horror Lite evolved from Twitter #vsshorror #horrorprompt
Monica G
Jul 11
Do Capitalist Tech Cheerleaders Show More Thigh Than They Should?
Do Capitalist Tech Cheerleaders Show More Thigh Than They Should?
Maybe they ought to cover up in a pair of government-issue overalls
Matthew Clapham
Jul 9
How To Get A Wife… Eventually
How To Get A Wife… Eventually
Lessons from a slow learner
Jurgen Manuel
Jul 8
Don’t Abandon Your Post — You’re Needed
Don’t Abandon Your Post — You’re Needed
I’ve known one too many friends and work colleagues who have taken their own lives. My own mental health difficulties are still raw and…
Tim Kramer
Jul 7
You Don’t Want to Be Interesting — You Want to Be Entertaining
You Don’t Want to Be Interesting — You Want to Be Entertaining
Or stick to scientific articles
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 7
The Empire Struck Back and it’s Still a Damn Good Movie
The Empire Struck Back and it’s Still a Damn Good Movie
You can take your CGI crap and shove it
Joe Guay - Dispatches From the Guay Life!
Jul 3
Andrew Tate Promotes New Alpha Male Commandment That All Straight Men Must Fuck Other Men
Andrew Tate Promotes New Alpha Male Commandment That All Straight M...
Gay is the new Straight
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 2
The Necessary Plateau
The Necessary Plateau
Sometimes, you just need to take a break
Sir Charles
Jul 2
Oh God, Where’s the Undo Button?
Oh God, Where’s the Undo Button?
Regrets, I’ve had a few
Uzi Landsmann
Jun 30
It’s OK If Your Writing Is for Everyone
It’s OK If Your Writing Is for Everyone
Really. It’s OK.
Smillew Rahcuef
Jun 30
Searching for Intelligent Life in the Universe
Searching for Intelligent Life in the Universe
I want to believe — July 2nd is World UFO Day
Boots Davidovitch
Jun 29
Welcome to Employee Disorientation
Welcome to Employee Disorientation
We suggest wiping your mind before you check in
Debdutta Pal
Jun 28
This or That: RomCom Edition
This or That: RomCom Edition
Love is in the black hole
Grandma Smillew
Jun 27
Ten Irredeemable Things No One Wants (Ever)
Ten Irredeemable Things No One Wants (Ever)
You can just throw these things away!
Alex Praytor
Jun 27
Labels Are For Losers (and Zeus Can Go Screw Himself)
Labels Are For Losers (and Zeus Can Go Screw Himself)
WARNING: Freedom inside
Alexander J. Porter
Jun 26
The Monster Lurking
The Monster Lurking
It’s the ones hiding in plain sight you have to worry about
Monica G
Jun 25
10 Articles Written by Some Guy Living in France (I’m Not Sure You Should Read Them)
10 Articles Written by Some Guy Living in France (I’m Not Sure You ...
Subtitles are useless if your title is good enough
Smillew Rahcuef
Jun 25
A Black and White Blessing — Perhaps
A Black and White Blessing — Perhaps
Guano by any other name
Jacinta Palmer
Jun 24
Why Everyone’s Missed The Summer Solstice This Year
Why Everyone’s Missed The Summer Solstice This Year
And don’t blame the weather
Philip Ogley
Jun 20
Shoonoonoo The Sharpei Wonders Why His Owners Are Dumb As F*ck
Shoonoonoo The Sharpei Wonders Why His Owners Are Dumb As F*ck
Another missed opportunity
Grandma Smillew
Jun 19
AI Poets
AI Poets
The why and how to keep Artificial Intelligence out of the creative writing space.
Sir Charles
Jun 18
Kevin Bacon Was Not in ‘The Right Stuff’
Kevin Bacon Was Not in ‘The Right Stuff’
So why does my brain keep remembering that he was?
Matthew Clapham
Jun 18
Two Dogs and a Cat Jump Into a Batmobile
Two Dogs and a Cat Jump Into a Batmobile
Why are our pets having more fun than us?
Robert Gowty
Jun 17
Meats Make Me Believe That I Can Do This
Meats Make Me Believe That I Can Do This
Delicious coping strategies for brain-dead dads
Carlos Garbiras
Jun 17
Legal Letter Telling Me to Stop Writing Comedy
Legal Letter Telling Me to Stop Writing Comedy
Big threats and a minor bribe
Johnnie Burger
Jun 16
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