PinnedTom WashingtonWhy We Need a Political Diaper?BS is everywhere. From the politicians who tell you their poopy cock plans are the only way to ensure your country can be great to…Jul 6, 202216Jul 6, 202216
Tom Washington2022 Election ThoughtsHas my faith in humanity been redeemed? Partially! Let’s look at where we stand:Nov 10, 2022Nov 10, 2022
Tom WashingtonFlushing out Cancel CultureWho doesn't want to give the big FU to people they don’t like? FU, FU, FU, you’re cool, FU, and I’m out. And now that we understand what…Sep 29, 2022Sep 29, 2022
Tom WashingtonOh No! The Price of Toilet Paper Keeps RisingI like soft toilet paper. Like really soft toilet paper because nothing beats good, soft 2-ply paper for a comfortable heinie. In my…Sep 21, 20222Sep 21, 20222
Tom WashingtonI got hit by a stupid stick, and other great reasons to not get vaccinatedWas covid designed to weed out the dumbest people in society? I hope not, but recent statistics from NPR sure seem like that is the case…Sep 13, 2022Sep 13, 2022
Tom WashingtonWho Planted a Tree on Mother Nature?Did you know that there are 8.3 billion tons of plastics worldwide? That is the weight of 55 million jumbo jets. When exactly did we say…Aug 30, 202221Aug 30, 202221
Tom WashingtonI want to be fatalistic, but I pooped and feel betterIt seems like every person keeps talking about how American democracy is over. They think that the changes happening in the Supreme Court…Aug 23, 202212Aug 23, 202212
Tom WashingtonWhat if Ron DeSantis Was Gay?Let’s pretend for a second that he was a closeted gay man pretending to be manly to get votes from gun-toting, bible-thumping homophobesAug 16, 20222Aug 16, 20222
Tom WashingtonPro-Lifer Turn-ons: BDSM and Destroying Women’s RightsI was going to be less of an a** on the abortion fray. I was waffling on the issue because of personal issues over the idea. Then the…Aug 4, 20222Aug 4, 20222
Tom WashingtonHow to start a movement while sitting on the canLet’s be honest! In the last 24 hours, you had a bowel movement. If not, you’re full of ****.Jul 27, 20226Jul 27, 20226
