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Season 3 | Episode 17 | “Jax Cracks” | Aired Feb 22, 2015
Season 3 | Episode 17 | “Jax Cracks” | Aired Feb 22, 2015
Kristen’s trying to win the Pulitzer Prize for cheating journalism.” — Stassi
Robin H.
Jul 12, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 18 | “Too Little, Too Late” | Aired Feb 29, 2016
Season 4 | Episode 18 | “Too Little, Too Late” | Aired Feb 29, 2016
I just realized that Vanderpump Rules is a science-fiction show. These people are actually stuck under an impenetrable dome surrounding…
Robin H.
Jul 12, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 9 | “What Happened in Vegas” | Aired Dec 27, 2015
Season 4 | Episode 9 | “What Happened in Vegas” | Aired Dec 27, 2015
What’s this? Vanderpump Rules aired on a Sunday? This show is about as reliable as hiring Tom Schwartz to bartend. Hey-oh! My apologies for…
Robin H.
Jul 12, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 16 | “Bitch Ghost” | Aired Feb 15, 2016
Season 4 | Episode 16 | “Bitch Ghost” | Aired Feb 15, 2016
Wouldn’t you know, Vanderpump Rules is at a high again. Just when it started to get away from what was so great about it, it remembers its…
Robin H.
Jul 8, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 13 | “Booze, Booties, and Bail” | Aired Jan 25, 2016
Season 4 | Episode 13 | “Booze, Booties, and Bail” | Aired Jan 25, 2016
The Vanderpump Rules District Court is in session. Our first case:
Robin H.
Jul 8, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 12 | “Leis, Liquor and Lies” | Aired Jan 18, 2016
Season 4 | Episode 12 | “Leis, Liquor and Lies” | Aired Jan 18, 2016
My apologies for not recapping Vanderpump Rules last week. There wasn’t much to say; the whole show was like foreplay for this week’s trip…
Robin H.
Jul 8, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 10 | “No Strings Attached” | Aired Jan 4, 2016
Season 4 | Episode 10 | “No Strings Attached” | Aired Jan 4, 2016
It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules mid-season power rankings. We’ll start from the bottom:
Robin H.
Jul 8, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 8 | “Dirty Thirty” | Aired Dec 21, 2015
Season 4 | Episode 8 | “Dirty Thirty” | Aired Dec 21, 2015
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Vanderpump Rules. It was the age of Jax impregnating girls in Las Vegas, it was the…
Robin H.
Jul 8, 2018
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Pumptini is a collection of recaps of Vanderpump Rules seasons three and four.
Robin H.
Jul 4, 2018
Season 4 | Episode 7 | “Spit Take” | Aired Dec 14, 2015
Season 4 | Episode 7 | “Spit Take” | Aired Dec 14, 2015
The first rule of the Vanderpump Rules, thinks James to himself as he wipes down the table, making it shine so he could see the cleft in…
Robin H.
Jul 4, 2018
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