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Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good Scone Recipe
Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good Scone Recipe
Scones are supposed to be hard. Fresh hard. It’s not open to interpretation.
Jason Velazquez
Apr 16, 2020
Definitely Just A Cookie Recipe, NOT A Manifesto For Overthrowing Late-Stage Capitalism.
Definitely Just A Cookie Recipe, NOT A Manifesto For Overthrowing Late-Stage Capitalism.
Workers of the world unite! …in the joy of a tasty sandwich cookie. We bake at dawn, bitches.
Jason Velazquez
Apr 8, 2020
Hey You Horny Motherfuckers Here’s A Recipe For Shrimp Fried Rice
Hey You Horny Motherfuckers Here’s A Recipe For Shrimp Fried Rice
Let’s make some shrimp fried rice and hope it supplements all the sex you’re not having right now.
Jason Velazquez
Apr 6, 2020
It’s Just White Rice, I Don’t Need Your Life Story.
It’s Just White Rice, I Don’t Need Your Life Story.
How to make white rice and nothing else.
Jason Velazquez
Apr 6, 2020
Chicken Biscuits
Chicken Biscuits
These were the best batch of chicken biscuits yet, here’s the recipe — For your health!
Jason Velazquez
Apr 5, 2020
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