Hello Readers,
If you’re anything like me, you’re spending this Memorial Day weekend in your Coronavirus-proof bunker made entirely out of toilet paper. Yes, I did…
Are you stuck at home?
Happy New Years.
A new decade has dawned, and we have all come one more irreversible step closer to death.
And it’s time for that New Year’s resolution. Mine is to write this newsletter.
The end of the world is sexy.
Post-apocalyptic America is a place where hot teens in their 20’s have endless love triangles, eat street food and occasionally kill each other for the entertainment of the masses.
Using the term “news” loosely…
Happy November,
We’re doing letters now.
And by we, I mean I.