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Child Stars Who Disappeared: Where Are They Now?
Child Stars Who Disappeared: Where Are They Now?
Once declared “The bad boy of the ’90s,” Danny stole the hearts of young women across the world with his breakout role in the film South of
Robot Butt
Oct 15, 2019
He’s a Jolly Good Fellow, Which Nobody Can Deny (And If You Try To, I’ll Rip Out Your Throat)
He’s a Jolly Good Fellow, Which Nobody Can Deny (And If You Try To,...
For he’s a jolly good fellow,
Robot Butt
Oct 12, 2019
I Did My Part to Fight Climate Change This Week by Reading Five Headlines About It
I Did My Part to Fight Climate Change This Week by Reading Five Hea...
Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should know that I’m not going to donate any…
Robot Butt
Oct 9, 2019
I’m Not Forty-Two. I’m Thirty-Twelve.
I’m Not Forty-Two. I’m Thirty-Twelve.
Yes, conventional wisdom would say that, because I was born forty-two years ago, I am forty-two years old. But I once heard age is a state…
Robot Butt
Oct 8, 2019
The 50 Best Movies of the 1990s
The 50 Best Movies of the 1990s
When it comes to film decades, the 1990s was definitely one of them. From father-figure Terminators and weirdly sexy animated Disney…
Robot Butt
Feb 13, 2019
Here Is a List of Things Protesters Threw at Richard Nixon During His 1969 Inauguration
Here Is a List of Things Protesters Threw at Richard Nixon During H...
When Richard Nixon (who absolutely committed treason in 1968) was inaugurated as our 37th president on January 20, 1969, the United States…
Robot Butt
Jan 21, 2019
‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Is a Relic From a Different Era… An Era When It Was Actually Cold Outside
‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Is a Relic From a Different Era… An Era W...
“A Cleveland radio station says it has stopped playing ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ after listeners said the song heard on countless holiday…
Robot Butt
Dec 25, 2018
Completely and Entirely Original Ideas for a Podcast I Just Thought Of
Completely and Entirely Original Ideas for a Podcast I Just Thought Of
A podcast where I interview a celebrity
Robot Butt
Nov 2, 2018
I’m a Progressive Speechwriter, and Sure, Why Not, I’ll Throw in a Couple Words for the…
I’m a Progressive Speechwriter, and Sure, Why Not, I’ll Throw in a ...
“But while [the authors] conclude that it is technically possible to achieve the rapid changes required to avoid 2.7 degrees of warming…
Robot Butt
Oct 10, 2018
Halloween Playlist Essentials: ‘Dream Warriors’ by Dokken
Halloween Playlist Essentials: ‘Dream Warriors’ by Dokken
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is way better than it has any right to be. It expands on the mythology of the series in a…
Robot Butt
Oct 6, 2018
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