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1 in 2 Would Use 1 Beard To Clean 1 Mac
1 in 2 Would Use 1 Beard To Clean 1 Mac
Plus, Santa is not even using a Mac in this dumb ad.
Jason English
Nov 18, 2021
Colour me skeptical!
Colour me skeptical!
My education has just been fuelled and decentred!
Jason English
Jul 8, 2021
Someone tell this cheetah not to move its tail — Fast.
Someone tell this cheetah not to move its tail — Fast.
Jason English
Feb 19, 2021
First … drone secretary?
First … drone secretary?
Jason English
Feb 19, 2021
Doordash invents … takeout?
Doordash invents … takeout?
What a concept, you can order food and pick it up yourself!
Jason English
Oct 29, 2020
There are 3 kinds of women:
There are 3 kinds of women:
In a post-Covid world, take your pick. I’ll take the Good.
Jason English
Sep 23, 2020
Heavy PR headline indeed
Heavy PR headline indeed
I see what you did there, you made a big funny!
Jason English
Aug 19, 2020
Help, a giant grabbed our plane!
Help, a giant grabbed our plane!
… errors are bad and speed a valuable commodity.
Jason English
Aug 14, 2020
61,000 of Professionals
61,000 of Professionals
Opportunity is a new day in Seattle, or … Hanoi?
Jason English
Mar 1, 2019
At least it’s an honest review?
At least it’s an honest review?
If you don’t say where you are never going back to…
Jason English
Jan 25, 2019
Me and sewer backups go way back.
Me and sewer backups go way back.
Remembering those wasted nights in the basement
Jason English
Jan 13, 2019
Umm…
Umm…
If they’re always on another level, you’re never going to find the
Noel Wurst
Dec 21, 2018
It may be better than my German…
It may be better than my German…
…but this translation makes me want to skip dinner and stick with just booze this year.
Noel Wurst
Dec 17, 2018
Umm, I doubt that.
Umm, I doubt that.
Noel Wurst
Dec 14, 2018
Theses mistakes are killing me
Theses mistakes are killing me
…also, my back would be ruined for life after a single nap on that hi
Noel Wurst
Dec 11, 2018
Words that should have been in WWF Part One: The Legacy Years
Words that should have been in WWF Part One: The Legacy Years
“Unacceptable”words that I certainly could have won with if I could have played them
Jason English
Dec 7, 2018
Which part is stitced?
Which part is stitced?
Noel Wurst
Dec 7, 2018
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