Food

Oh hot (brown) damn…

I’m not one to shy away from having controversial opinions about important things. Like, vanilla-based ice creams are far…

Close only counts in horseshoes and silly sandwich blogs.

A Sandwich with a Size Complex

Sandwiches are like people: You can tell a lot about them based on how they present themselves.

Italian Beef: bringing more pride to Chicago than all their sports teams combined.

Cubano? More like “Cubanwhoa!” Amirite?

Florida doesn’t have the best reputation as a state. In non-pandemic times, they’re…

Thanksgiving in June.

I’m a holiday purist. I think Halloween should be celebrated in late October.

I murdered a lobster. This sandwich better be good.