5 Condom Capers Gone Wrong
They got busted…and not in the fun way
We all know how condoms protect us, but sometimes condoms need protection from us. Or at least from those of us who think trying to pull off a condom heist is a good idea. However, the long dick of the law usually catches up with these thieves and they end up being featured in articles like this one. Here are five condom heists that ended with a police bust rather than a busted nut.
Playing Favorites
When it comes to condom theft, Shaearion Davis clearly had a brand of choice: Trojan. In fact, she liked those condoms so much that she stole 31 boxes of the brand from a supermarket, totaling $309. But she didn’t like them enough not to try to get rid of them: When she attempted to make an escape as the police came, she quickly discarded her favorite condom brand and made a run for it. But that didn’t protect her and she was arrested in front of the store.
“I was drunk and needed condoms.”
Vacation Protection
When asked by police why he stole condoms, along with a toothbrush and throat lozenges, from a 7-Eleven, the man explained it this way: “I was drunk and needed condoms.” Makes sense. After all, the man was on vacation and met a woman at a bar who agreed to…
