Don’t Try This At Home: The Urban Legends Edition
Five stories of sex turned scary
What’s not to love about urban legends? These stories remind us that it doesn’t have to be Halloween to enjoy a good chill and a good thrill. All of these stories are cautionary tales — and some give warnings of sex gone wrong. The following are five sex-related urban legends to make you think twice before getting hot and heavy.
The Hero Takes a Fall
A couple decided to spice up their sex life with a little bit of rope. The husband tied his wife to their bed naked, and told her he would be back momentarily after doing something in another room. When he emerged, to her delight, he was wearing a Superman costume and was prepared to rescue the naked damsel in tied up distress. However, the woman was not so impressed by her husband’s rescue execution: Although he had a bold start when he jumped in her direction from the top of their dresser, he made a misstep and knocked himself unconscious when his head hit the idle ceiling fan. Thanks to the mishap, they both needed to be rescued, so the woman screamed until her neighbors called the police and they came to the couple’s aid.
She found her passed out husband — along with the family cat nibbling on what looked like his…
