Of Sex Toys and Stealing: 3 Daring Sex Toy Heists
When fingers get sticky for all the wrong reasons
We’ve all heard of dine and dash thieves who fill their bellies and run without paying for their meals. But what about a dildo and dash? It turns out, some horny and enterprising thieves have actually made sex toys their contraband of choice — and in some cases, made off with mind-boggling amounts of merchandise. Here are three daring sex toy heists that show the lengths people will go to for erotic pleasure — and a whole lot of cash.
Cumming Back for Seconds
Once clearly wasn’t enough for the thieves who stole 30,000 condoms from the Las Vegas warehouse of intimate lifestyle product company LELO. One day after successfully making out with the latex loot, the thieves came back for seconds — in this case, over $6,000 worth of sex toys. Specifically, they had an itch they wanted to scratch with dozens of butt plugs and kegel beads. After the heist made local news, the company posted about the theft on their blog, taking a lighthearted approach to the situation.
“Criminal geniuses at work. Smashing the rear window of their own car to shovel in booty faster is a particularly efficient touch,” the post read. “Saves on the air conditioning too. One hopes that they stole those condoms, got…
