25 Quotes for National Underwear Day

Embrace your underwear on August 5

Kiki Wellington
Sex…With a Side of Quirk

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If you’re like me, you probably don’t spend a lot of time thinking about underwear, let alone celebrating it — no matter how sexy your panties may be. However, if you’re more enthusiastic about your undergarments than I am, you may want to celebrate National Underwear Day on August 5. These 25 quotes are to recognize your underwear’s special day, which was founded by online retailer Freshpair in 2003 “as a way for everyone to embrace their underwear with confidence.”

1. “You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate — hell, you’ll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk.”
-Molly Harper

2. “You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.”
-Rachel Bilson

3. “Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.”
-Veronica Webb

4. “Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.”
-Jean Harlow

5. “There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.”
-Tom Perotta

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