My Four Most Fabulous Sexcapes in Nature
Stories and tips on how to elevate your wildest adventures
February’s already flown by and I’m feeling further frisky. In mere weeks the weather will warm up and, again, inspire illicit pursuits in parks, woodlands, and wilderness.
While I’ve had my fair share of outdoor fun, ever since I can remember, these seem to be getting even more frequent with age and experience. I suppose, as I’ve gotten less timid and have learned to find partners who share my sense of adventure, there’s no end to where curiosity and passion may lead us.
Last month I published a handy survival guide for outdoor sex, with advice on how to cause minimum impact. This time, I thought I’d share my most spectacular experiences; perhaps as a source of inspiration to those looking to get out of the sack and into more scenic environments.
The Beach
According to Hollywood, beach-sex is the ultimate romantic sexcapade, but we all know those people are full of baloney. Getting it on straight on the strand won’t lead to a Hollywoodesque ending, but rather with a ton of sand up your rear-end—and in every other crack for that matter.
Meaghan Ward makes several excellent points about why sex on the beach is overrated, but there are ways to…
