January 8, 2017–5:23pm: I’m finishing up an emergency call on West 47th street when I get an urgent message from my…
February 23, 2018–4:42pm:It was the biggest dump I’d ever seen. Part on the seat and the rest smeared down the side of the…
July 17, 3:22am: I don’t like to travel. I’m a loner. It’s one of the things that makes me one of the best in this…
June 24, 6:04am: It was the worst offense of corporate diarrhea I’d ever seen. Runny spatter sprayed everywhere, wet toilet paper…
The bathroom scene is vast in the city, and I’m center stage of the movement. The bowel movement.