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Can’t eat that or that

Or that or that or that. Damn.

So salad I guess?

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Thank god I’ve got it

Local Woman Like Pretty Sure This is a Celiac Reaction, but Willing to Take any Other Explanation.

After a lovely dinner at a conveniently located restaurant, Amy Lichtenwaffle suddenly felt like a small creature was trying to hammer its way out of her stomach…

SHORT: Looking for a More Scientific Way to Determine which Alcohol is Gluten Free, Man Turns to Roulette Wheel

After spending hours online trying to determine whether or not he could drink bourbon, Al Cahalic of Buffalo, NY found a simpler, more accurate approach to determining the gluten content of hard liquor: a roulette…