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“Why am I here…?”[/caption]
It’s as if Malcolm MacDowell has never been in a good film.
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Not your typical Santa.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Billy Bob Thornton is a Bad Santa. Plus there is a fat kid. And… scene.
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Crones. Always crones.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: The Horrible Histories gang present Shakespeare: The Early Years.
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*insert voice of South Park’s version of Mel Gibson*Gimme back mah monehh![/caption]
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Obligatory burning hero pose.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett return for more mad adventures trying to stop a Cuban drug lord.
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It was the 90s. Let’s leave it at that.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Bay. Smith. Lawrence. Leoni. The 1990s. Cops. Bad guys. Drugs. Explosions. Someone saying “Lowwwwreeeeeee” a lot.
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“Quick, we’re going to miss our train!”[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: A hacker currently serving a prison sentence is allowed out to help prevent a terrorist attack.
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“I’ll keep this for later. Nobody will notice if I leave it here…”[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Paul Walker steps into future dystopian territory and beats up some bad guys…
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“Look at this tree; it will stop you staring at my eyebrows.”[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Strange goings on in rural England lead to a small village going…