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Shoot the writer! And the director! SHOOT EVERYONE![/caption]
Even though he made a move onto television, there’s no stopping the direct to DVD Steven Seagal…
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“Why am I here…?”[/caption]
It’s as if Malcolm MacDowell has never been in a good film.
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Not your typical Santa.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Billy Bob Thornton is a Bad Santa. Plus there is a fat kid. And… scene.
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“I should be at home sipping cocoa…”[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Paul Kersey’s daughter is killed by thugs and he sets off on a quest for revenge. Just like the first Death…
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Taken 5: So Very Bored.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Set over the course of one night, Liam Neeson must stop his son being killed by mob boss Ed Harris.
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Obligatory burning hero pose.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett return for more mad adventures trying to stop a Cuban drug lord.
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It was the 90s. Let’s leave it at that.[/caption]
Twitter Plot Summary: Bay. Smith. Lawrence. Leoni. The 1990s. Cops. Bad guys. Drugs. Explosions. Someone saying “Lowwwwreeeeeee” a lot.