Finally, a Gym That Cares as Much About Your Sports Drink as You Do

Kasadee Allan
May 30, 2018 · 3 min read
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Gotta get that boost!
  • It should be dangerously close to breaking. (Thin glass works best. You always want one eye on your drink, instead of total focus on your heavy weights).
  • It should be as big as possible. (Working out takes a lot out of you, and having the largest amount of liquid possible helps to keep you refreshed. It also makes sure you are keeping on track with your 20-pees a day schedule).

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Kasadee Allan

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A comedy writer who has finally found a productive way to rant about this crazy world we live in. You can find her on Twitter @Just_Kas and kasadeeallan.com.

Slackjaw

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

Kasadee Allan

Written by

A comedy writer who has finally found a productive way to rant about this crazy world we live in. You can find her on Twitter @Just_Kas and kasadeeallan.com.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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