I’m Learning Hebrew And It’s Not Funny

I’m sure there are at least two or three (hundred thousand) hot Israelis who can’t wait to meet me and my impure motives

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Once upon a time I went to Israel and met an insanely hot former IDF sex god. Besides the fact that he was unavailable, lived across the world, and smoked 400 cigarettes a day, he was perfect for me.