I’m Learning Hebrew And It’s Not Funny

I’m sure there are at least two or three (hundred thousand) hot Israelis who can’t wait to meet me and my impure motives

Pam Gaslow
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readMar 24, 2021

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Once upon a time I went to Israel and met an insanely hot former IDF sex god. Besides the fact that he was unavailable, lived across the world, and smoked 400 cigarettes a day, he was perfect for me.

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Pam Gaslow
Slackjaw

Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo