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This week on Slackjaw:

It inadvertently turned into Relationship Week. This was pure chance and required zero editorial effort!

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Plus more stories from @Hi.Yes.Hello, Alison Bennett, Jennifer Smith and some other people.

Killing Hitler

It’s History Week at Slackjaw too. We wondered, “Can we have two themes?” Batman usually fights two villains. Batman believes in history. We like Batman. So that settled it.

After some uninspired back-and-forth, we landed on one of the most pressing issues of these times: Can you travel back in time and kill Hitler? Some heavyweights weigh in:

Read all these theories and dumb ideas right here. Or join in the discussion with the “Killing Hitler” tag on Medium.

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