Tips To Avoid Inserting Jack Ruby’s Name Into The Happy Birthday Song

It’s every young adult’s worst nightmare. Here are some useful ways to move through this awkward phase.

Ian Goldstein
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readFeb 17, 2020

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By Ian Goldstein and Ryan Ciecwisz

Image by profivideos from Pixabay

It’s every young adult’s worst nightmare, the inevitable moment when you start inserting the name of Jack Ruby…

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Ian Goldstein
Slackjaw

Writer/producer/person based in Brooklyn. Work in: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Vulture, Slackjaw, Points In Case. I eat many doughnuts, regardless of my funds.