About
SlackJaw’s RejectsBring us your ‘I’ve trieds’, your poorly compensated, and your huddled masses yearning to publish. SlackJaw’s Rejects is for the humor that couldn’t, but should’ve found its way into other publications. “Without promotion, something terrible happens — nothing!” -P.T. Barnum
Note from the editor
This is the place for people to act like trained monkeys and to dance for their living…metaphorically speaking. Submit your unpublished humor here for a chance to become a minor celebrity on the World’s virtual stage.
Editors
Douglas Delight
I had a serious profile message. In hindsight, it was pretentious. In all seriousness, I’m rarely serious. Life is too short for that.