Omar Lopez — Upsplash https://unsplash.com/@omarlopez1

I like my women like I like…

Riane Konc wrote her list first — I’m biting off her idea ‘cause it’s funny

I like my women like I like insoles: sometimes I need a little support

I like my women like I like manscaping: confident in removing that which is unsightly in her life

I like my women like I like sex with the lights on: easy to read what’s going on

I like my women like I like my coffee: consumed slowly

I like my women like I like Thanksgiving dinner: all the parts can touch

I like my women like I like my favorite hoodie: warm and flattering

I like my women like I like an electric vehicle’s torque: she can go from 0–60 in two seconds

I like my women like I like talk radio: it’s nice to have some noise in the background while I work in the garage

I like my women like I like tweed: course, rugged and nubby

I like my women like I like Sundays: full of giggles and coffee

I like my women like I like my 12' longboard: stable in rough water

I like my women like I like soccer referees: It takes three (two on the side and one in the center) to make it a game